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khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love but when he holds it after marriage?? Its self-defence! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 05:07:16 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Q: What's the difference between complete and finished?

A: If you find a good Wife, you are complete,
otherwise you are finishEd

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:13:40 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

4850 days old here
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Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
.

"AQALMAND"

"Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
.

"HUSBAND" . . :-)

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:15:52 PM

simplybest Age: 32 4788 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	heheheheeeeeeee..............nic jokes.....wesay topic wala joke mai pehla post ker chukii ho ....................per kia baat nahiiiiiiiiiiiii nic jokes..................keep going on.......... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 05:18:56 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Tufani barish main rat ko shop par 1 admi pizza lene aya.

SHOPKEePER: aAp shadi shuda hain?

Admi: Is tufani barish main kya meri ma muje pizza lene bhejegi..

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:19:07 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	thanku simply jeee. u r great. balkau rus gulay ki plate. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 05:19:57 PM

simplybest Age: 32 4788 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehhheheheheh...........so funny............ Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 05:23:26 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

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HUSBAND:kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki ayi thi. Wah kya larki thi!

WIFE:Akeli ayi hogi?

HUSBAND:tumko kaise pata?

WIFE:uska husband mere khuwab mai aya tha :-)

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:26:54 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Husband news paper parhte hue:
Begum
is mulk k halaat kab sudharenge?

BEGUM:
Pehle apni halat to sudhar lo
subha se meri shalwar pehne baithay ho

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:29:39 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 05:30:17 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bivi: ap ko me itna zayada chahti hon k jitni zayada starplus k dramas ki episodes hoti hen. shohar: tum itni buri lagti ho jitni buri in dramas me acting. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 05:31:57 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

4850 days old here
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Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:33:10 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,

Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

bache ko Parhaya Karen,

Sunga Na Karen.

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:41:24 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."

Samajh Aya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:56:44 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY . Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 06:00:58 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 06:03:15 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 06:11:30 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 06:14:26 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4850 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 06:19:11 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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1 day mom was out
Dad was in-charge of 3yrs old daughter
Playing with her new
Tea set
Dad was engrosed in the news when she
brought a little cup of Tea
which was just water
After several cups of tea & lots of praise for such yummy tea
Mom came home
Dad made her wait to watch the little lady bring him a cup of tea
Mom watched patiently n then asked the proud dad
Have u realised that
The only place she can reach to get water is the

Toilet :P

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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:22:28 PM

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