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khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal. "

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:39:10 PM

khurrambaber

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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di

Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi

Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..

Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O

Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai:-)

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:40:29 PM

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ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR

"MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:49:28 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:49:59 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya! Boy: Woh kese? sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:52:39 PM

khurrambaber

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She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:53:20 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar: tuM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola: Main CPU hoon... =P

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:08:05 PM

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khurrambaber said:
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika

Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

yeh joke pehle hochuka hai...simply best ne dala tha......lagta hai apne unhi ka copy kia haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...:P

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:16:02 PM

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Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhein?

Sardar: Oye! Pyar krne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:16:43 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	par ap ko kaisay pata alisha g. ap ka tu aaj pehla din hai yahan. kiya id badal ky aayee hain. fraudan............ Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 04:29:42 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	par ap ko kaisay pata alisha g. ap ka tu aaj pehla din hai yahan. kiya id badal ky aayee hain. fraudan............ Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 04:31:16 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy? Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 04:36:41 PM

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Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:05:45 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 05:06:42 PM

khurrambaber

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dar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:14:27 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October. Interviewer: Which year? Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 05:28:51 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:29:35 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	man jumpd in water&didnt cum out Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat "human beings r soluble in water" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 05:30:06 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st Sardar: Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho? . . 2nd Sardar: Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 05:32:06 PM

abdullatif Age: 30 5012 days old here Total Posts: 2846 Points : 231 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nyce Jokes Collection... . Magar becharay sardaron aur pathano ko he q khuwaar kiya jata hai har dafa Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 07 2011 11:33:25 AM

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