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khurrambaber


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal. "

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:39:10 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di

Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi

Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..

Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O

Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai:-)

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:40:29 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Status : Offline		 ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR

"MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:49:28 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:49:59 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:52:39 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Status : Offline		 She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...


"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:53:20 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

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Status : Offline		 Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar: tuM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola: Main CPU hoon... =P

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:08:05 PM
ALISHA


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khurrambaber said:

Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

yeh joke pehle hochuka hai...simply best ne dala tha......lagta hai apne unhi ka copy kia haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...:P

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:16:02 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhein?

Sardar: Oye! Pyar krne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:16:43 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 par ap ko kaisay pata alisha g. ap ka tu aaj pehla din hai yahan. kiya id badal ky aayee hain. fraudan............

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:29:42 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 par ap ko kaisay pata alisha g. ap ka tu aaj pehla din hai yahan. kiya id badal ky aayee hain. fraudan............

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:31:16 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

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Posted on June, 06 2011 04:36:41 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:05:45 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:06:42 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 dar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:14:27 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:28:51 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:29:35 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:30:06 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5040 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
.
.
2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)

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Posted on June, 06 2011 05:32:06 PM
abdullatif


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Nyce Jokes Collection... . Magar becharay sardaron aur pathano ko he q
khuwaar kiya jata hai har dafa


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Posted on June, 07 2011 11:33:25 AM
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