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Sharab Peena Haram

Mere masaab mein sheerab peena haram hai Is liy tere judai me lassi pee raha ho

80 chars (1 sms)


Sharab

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..

158 chars (1 sms)


Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?" car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga" pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai." uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge." Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi- "bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

495 chars (4 sms)


Sharabi

ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya log us k ird gird jama hogae aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai? wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!

159 chars (1 sms)


ZAHID SHARAB PENE DE MUJE

ZAHID SHARAB PENE DE MUJE MASJID ME BETH KAR HAI KOI AASE JAGHA BATA JAHA KHUDA NAHI MASJID KHUDA KA GHAR HE KOI PENE KE JAGA NAHI KAFIR KE DIL ME CHALE JA WAHA KHUDA NAHI KAFIR KE DIL SE HE DEKH KAR AAYA HO FARAZ US KE DIL ME B KHUDA HIA LEKIN USE PTA NAHI

259 chars (2 sms)


jam

Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D

171 chars (2 sms)


mai khane bane

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein

aisey he nahi pagal khane bane






Aaj,




Raat,




Thik, 12, Baje












, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!

240 chars (2 sms)


pathan poetry

Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran, Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K, Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz, Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

139 chars (1 sms)


Za Sharabi Na Yam

Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.

95 chars (1 sms)


Sharabi Chooha

Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola: . . . . . "UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"

179 chars (2 sms)


Us ne honton se choo

Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi kardiya Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz Usne Machliyon ko bhi Sharabi Kar Diya.........

128 chars (1 sms)


Mosam shabab ka

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

146 chars (1 sms)


=|| Sachae |||=

=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

278 chars (2 sms)


Main tod leta agar

Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,Main jawab banta agar wo SAWALhoti,Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta phir bhi pi leta agar wo SHARAB hoti

140 chars (1 sms)


Mosam shabab ka

Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."

145 chars (1 sms)


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