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Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

178 chars (2 sms)


2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

108 chars (1 sms)


TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha, Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ? Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

154 chars (1 sms)


Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha, Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun? . . Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

172 chars (2 sms)


5 baj gaye hain

Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi, Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya. Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"

315 chars (2 sms)


Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

143 chars (1 sms)


1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)

141 chars (1 sms)


Maalik:abay nokar

Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai

190 chars (2 sms)


''1 sharif admi shadi

''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''

166 chars (2 sms)


''1 Aadmi Apne Betay

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''

329 chars (3 sms)


Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein


Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!

120 chars (1 sms)


Memon K Ghar Guest Aye

Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->

127 chars (1 sms)


Pyar B Ajab Shay He

Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->

177 chars (2 sms)


JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI

MuJh Se KaRo Ga?

BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->

143 chars (1 sms)


1Admi Dosto

1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha

161 chars (2 sms)


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