Search Results for 'girl'
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
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2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY
GEO MUSHSRAF.
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SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.
CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
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Girls word in diff language
Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa
In our sindhi?
Hatit Wah ji chori aa!
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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends-
have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,
1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis
and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?
Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...
usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..
3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..
bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..
ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..
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Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
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We had Submissions in college.
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
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Murder Of English..!
Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink
U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.
Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me
I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->
kEEP sM|L|NG :->
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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
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Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?
Guy : Off Course !
Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
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If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
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