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One Nite A Girl And

One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(Wid Embarassing Expressions)

Dat He Wants 2 Leave Her As He Is Losing His Interest In Her

Then Suddenly An Over Speeded Car Collided

With Their Car

Girl Died N The Boy Survived

When The Boy Opened The Chit

He Droppd A Tear Coz

It Was Written

IF U WILL LEAVE ME I Wll DIE'';-(

483 chars (4 sms)


Little Girl And Her

Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.

The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter,

Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don''t Fall Into The River.

The Little Girl Said, ''No, Dad. You Hold My Hand.'' ''What''s The Difference?

Asked The Puzzled Father.

There''s A Big Difference,

Replied The Little Girl.

If I Hold Your Hand And Something Happens To Me,

Chances Are That I May Let Your Hand Go.

But If You Hold My Hand, I Know For Sure That No Matter What Happens

You Will Never Let My Hand Go.''

565 chars (4 sms)


A CUTE n STRANGE

"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)

394 chars (3 sms)


Boy was following a

Boy was following a Girl.

GIRL-why r u folowin me?

BOY -you r very pretty n I think I''m in Love wid u!

GIRL-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.

BOY luks-dere''s no 1...

GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind... ;->

MORAL- True Love is rare... :)

317 chars (2 sms)


How cute

How cute!

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

She sent a SMS:"

If you find me, you can marry me..

If you can''t
I''m hidden in d shed".!

154 chars (1 sms)


It''s A Horrible Thing

"It''s A Horrible Thing To See Your
Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl,
And It''s The Worst Thing To Know
That You Made

A Mistake In Letting Him Go."

163 chars (2 sms)


One Boy To Anothe

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

122 chars (1 sms)


Sardarni To Sardar

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

162 chars (2 sms)


A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

FlaMeR

177 chars (2 sms)


3 FEELINGS

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

FlaMeR

179 chars (2 sms)


2008 ka sabse zalil

2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???

147 chars (1 sms)


A TC In A Train Finesb

A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...






Why???







U Dirty Mind...



She Had The Ticket!!!

334 chars (3 sms)


Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

164 chars (2 sms)


Ek Larki Dosri Se

Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->

147 chars (1 sms)


Boy wd his girlfrnd

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


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