Search Results for 'mother'
HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
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NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA
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Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #''s
Dat is frndship
Now It''s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
186 chars (2 sms)
Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :
Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .
She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
151 chars (1 sms)
Snacks of Humor . . .
1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?
4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
562 chars (4 sms)
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
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Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.
Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
158 chars (1 sms)
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
114 chars (1 sms)
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY
No mOther in mOther bOArd
nO key |N key bOArd
77 chars (1 sms)
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
318 chars (2 sms)
Heigth of fashion
a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....
low waist diper
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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
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Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
161 chars (2 sms)
FunnY BuT tRuE...!
Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.
Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried
But fucked often.
293 chars (2 sms)
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
246 chars (2 sms)