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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
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Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak
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Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D
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When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married,
our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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The average man''s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,
and at the end, the mourners wondering too......:D
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Never Worry About Numbers
Help One Person at A Time
And
Always Start With
The Person Nearest You. . .
~ Mother Teresa ~
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Never Worry About Numbers
Help One Person at A Time
And
Always Start With
The Person Nearest You. . .
~ Mother Teresa ~
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ShE Is oUr ConSolAtIOn iN sOrRoW
OuR HoPe In MiSeRy & OuR sTrEnGhT iN wEaKnesS
sHe Is ThE SUrCe Of |oVe, MeRcY & FoRgIvEnEsS
ShE Is NoN-OtHeR ThAn OuR
"MOTHER"
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|| PeArL oF tHe DaY ||
" If ...
YoU StArt JuDgInG
PeOpLe ,
yOu WiLl Be HaViNg
No TiMe tO lOvE tHeM ... "
[Mother Teresa]
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HeAvEn Is UnDeR tHe
FeEt Of "M.O.T.H.E.R"
CaRe , VaLuE & SeRvE uR MoThEr
ThEn
SuCcEsS wIlL bE uR dEsTiNy
BeCaUsE
OnLy ShE''s SeLfLeSs To u
In ThE wOrLd
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I Am A Little Pencil
In The Hand Of A Writing God
Who Is Sending A Love Letter
To The World.
~Mother Teresa.
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What Can You Do To Promote World Peace ?
Go Home And Love Your Family...
~ Mother Teresa ~
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Don''t say
You don''t have enough time
You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to
Mother Teresa,
Michael Angelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci
And
Albert Einstein ... :)
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
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