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A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O
A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O
She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(
She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))
She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))
The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
524 chars (4 sms)
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
279 chars (2 sms)
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
299 chars (2 sms)
Boy: I wanna see you,I miss you.
Girl: I miss you too
Boy: Wanna hang out??
Girl : Of course Where?
Boy: In your arms....!!! ?
126 chars (1 sms)
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
120 chars (1 sms)
You’re welcome sit down here
Between welcome and farewell I sat there
She starts to click her fingers and toes
Music Music out of this noise
My ears assured me and even nose
...Perfume tidiness cleanliness are highlighted
As well as their papers lit Phosphorus
No more mess, no more Chaos in this chorus
She and she and she are the tops of the hierarchy
Infected us with Poise that topples our anarchy
Now it’s clear that King Lear was right
In his abundance of the Monarchy
For the benefit of two girls
Since oranges can’t be compared to apples
Thanks to their Oranges’ Adam’ apple
598 chars (4 sms)
Dedicated to all Girls
"LARKIYAN"
Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain
Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain
ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain
Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain
Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
445 chars (3 sms)
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
A Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
in Serchin A Handsome Boy In A Crowd..
But A Boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl Whom he Loved..
156 chars (1 sms)
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.
Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....
Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
164 chars (2 sms)
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
481 chars (4 sms)
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
165 chars (2 sms)
She : I Love You ,, More Than anything
He : I Love You Too Honey ,, But Im Sorry To Tell You .. Its Not more Than anything!!
She : what Do You Mean ??
He : I Love another Girl More Than anything
She : ( started to cry ) who is she ?????
...He : She is a Baby Girl whos call (you ) My Mother
295 chars (2 sms)
Boy- Do you love me?
Girl-Yes !!
Boy-Prove it!
Girl-How?
Boy-Jump down from the roof..
She walked up to the edge and said with a smile
Girl- Push me!
150 chars (1 sms)
Girl: I like someone.
Boy: Who?
Girl: Wait wait. I love someone.
Boy: Can U tell me?
Girl: Yeah, but you won't laugh
......Boy: Okay. I wont, just tell me.
Girl: It starts with Y & ends in U
Boy: I wont laugh cuz I like that person too.. !! ? ? ?
249 chars (2 sms)