Search Results for 'girl'
!*Happy New Year*!
I Know Its too Early But I Have Hundereds Ov Sexy Girls To Wish So I Decided To Finish Off Gents & Uncles 1st
HAPPY NEW 2008
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GIRL
Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY..
Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band
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INTERESTING STORY:-
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...
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Question:
Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?
girlfriend ya wife..?
Answer: WIfe...!
Lakin
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Honi kisi or ki chahiye.>
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There R 7 Girls In A Bus
Each Girl Has 7 Bags
7 Big Cats In Each Bag
Each Cat Has 7 Small Cats
How Many LEGS R In The Bus????
Read Care Fully & Send Ur Answer.
Its Challenge 4 U All.....
One Try Only
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Question :-
Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..
Mgr
Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..
WHY....??
Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai...??
Forward to get interting ans But reply me first ;->
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wo kon sa sentence hy jis main A to Z alphabates atay hai Reply on my Number if u r well mind girl or guy.
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Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?
B.A: Beautiful Angel
B.E: Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli
B.L: Beautifully Loyal
MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid
B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active
L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy
Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.
But Reply Me First.
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BOY N GIRL GOING IN A BUS,BOY ASK HER NUMBER.GIRL BUS SE UTRI APNA NUMBER DIA 2472742 BOY NE NAAM POOCHA GIRL BOLI MERA NUMBER HI MERA NAAM HE YAANI K NUMBER HE ME MERA NAAM HE DHOOND LO.
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Prove It If U R Genius.
There''s A Bus With 7 Girls,
Each Girl Has 7 Bags,
In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,
Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,
Each Cat Has 4 Legs.
How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?
Answer :-
10990
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"RIdDLE Of thE NIte."
Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?
RePLY MuST.. .
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Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...
Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....
Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
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Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
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Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?
Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!
Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
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