Search Results for 'girl'
Good Morningggggg
Pakistan,
Behan Log Ko Salaam,
Dosto Ko Hi,
Buzurgo Ko Adaab
Girls Ko Pyar,
Aur Khas Ko Jaise K Aap,
Jadoo Ki Jhappi With Pappi . . . ;->
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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I"m the girl whos right
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
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Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
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Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
oor tum?
2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
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