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load shedding ka jaldi khatma



All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz

233 chars (2 sms)


its a scary story



IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=

474 chars (3 sms)


aisa karoge tou kon ayega


Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->

191 chars (2 sms)


doosron k0 bhi bewaqoof banana hy


Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->

174 chars (2 sms)


id like to buy som dog food



man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

428 chars (3 sms)


jab load shedding ho out of control




Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel



KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

332 chars (3 sms)


dill ossay roohh say

Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa


Jissm Biktayy Hain Yahaa Chandd Damooo Main...(*_*)

107 chars (1 sms)


dill ossay roohh say

Dill Ossay Roohh Say Panay Ka Talabgaar Hy Warnaa


Jissm Biktayy Hain Yahaa Chandd Damooo Main...(*_*)

107 chars (1 sms)


wohi husan wohi ghuroor

Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."
Kal raat chand hu-ba-hu tujh jaisa tha

".....Faraz....."

Wohi husan, wohi ghuroor,

or wohi doori..."

175 chars (2 sms)


srif samundar hi py

srif samundar hi py moqoof nahi madd-o-jazar..faraz.

chand to dil mein bhi toofaan utha deta hay,,,

103 chars (1 sms)


jesus cannot forget

Jesus cannot forget us;
we have been graven on
the palms of his hands. - Lois Picillo

88 chars (1 sms)


a father is someone

A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok

337 chars (3 sms)


mothers hold their

Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

91 chars (1 sms)


step by step the jou

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can"t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

283 chars (2 sms)


if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute










Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her


To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

181 chars (2 sms)


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