Search Results for 'sath'
''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?
1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.
2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.
3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.
4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.
5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
413 chars (3 sms)
''1 CHEETA CHARRS KI CEGRATE BANA RAHA THA 1 CHOHA BHAGTA HOWA AYA OR KAHA. KEYOON ZNDGI BARBAD KARTY HO DAIKHO KETNA KHOBSOORAT JANGAL HY AAO MAIRY SATH JANGAL KI SAIR KARRO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGAY AIK HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY AIK SHAIR HIRON PINY KI TAYARI KR RAHA THA CHOOHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY KHAINCH KY AIK THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY POOCHA KEH AAP NY ESSY KEYOON MARA TO SHAIR BOOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY YEH:-''
552 chars (4 sms)
''chandani raat ti,bari barsaat ti,hum dono ek sath tay,wo mere niche ti, me uske uper ta,ghalat na samajna,wo meri motorcycle ti''
131 chars (1 sms)
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
232 chars (2 sms)
''Molvi taqreer krty howy
Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen
ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?
Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?
Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
232 chars (2 sms)
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
161 chars (2 sms)
Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..
Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,
Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,
Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..
Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
327 chars (3 sms)
Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.
271 chars (2 sms)
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
108 chars (1 sms)
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
124 chars (1 sms)
Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai
Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!
161 chars (2 sms)
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye
sub tarron se dosti kar aye
ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae
Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
149 chars (1 sms)
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
117 chars (1 sms)
Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?
Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
153 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
176 chars (2 sms)