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Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
319 chars (2 sms)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
453 chars (3 sms)
Log kehty hn,
pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,
hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
314 chars (2 sms)
Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->
161 chars (2 sms)
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
169 chars (2 sms)
''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,
CHEETA US KY SATH HO LEYA AGeY 1 HATHI SAMAND BOND KA NASHA KR RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA WOH SATH HO LEYA,AGAY 1 SHAIR HIRON PINY RAHA THA CHuHY NY USY BHI YAHI KAHA TO SHAIR NY THAPAR MARA, JAB HATHI OR CHEETA NY PuCHA KEH AAP NY ESY KEYON MARA TO SHAIR BOLA KEH KAL BHI KAMINA BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHANTY GUMATA RAHA HY''
393 chars (3 sms)
''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.
Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?
Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.
Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?
Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.
Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?
Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.
Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.
Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''
470 chars (3 sms)
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
206 chars (2 sms)
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
Na sath tmhara chorenge
Na krenge dil se door tmhe
Na dosti tmse tornge
Agr toot b jye ghalti se
to
ELFY laga k joren
173 chars (2 sms)
''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,
wah wah
Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,
Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai.:-D''
172 chars (2 sms)
''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''
164 chars (2 sms)
''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071
"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"
**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''
298 chars (2 sms)
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.
To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
172 chars (2 sms)