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Will u merry , after i die

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

155 chars (1 sms)


Wife husband say

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

177 chars (2 sms)


WIFE SMS

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

107 chars (1 sms)


BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

151 chars (1 sms)


Happy Anniversary

Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love you have given me
Your love makes my life so bright
Just knowing you are
My darling my sweetheart ur sweety ur wife
Happy Anniversary

198 chars (2 sms)


creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

260 chars (2 sms)


husband to wife

husband to wife ek kiss do. Wife: nahin husband: jewelery la dunga wife:no husband: car dunga tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana

146 chars (1 sms)


Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, SArdar: Tu tension na ley, ...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

164 chars (2 sms)


A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

142 chars (1 sms)


sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki hoe ga? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45:-

158 chars (1 sms)


Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain

Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

161 chars (2 sms)


A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

361 chars (3 sms)


A Man Came Home Late

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P

349 chars (3 sms)


Kamran Akmal's Wife

Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD: A for Akmal, B for Ball, C for Catch, D for Drop.

92 chars (1 sms)


Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

154 chars (1 sms)


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