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A successful man is 1 who makes more money
than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can
find such a man.... ;->
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\ = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = /
A successful man is 1 who makes more money
than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can
find such a man.... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
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The average man''s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,
and at the end, the mourners wondering too......:D
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Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter
Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did
And Is Convinced That Her Son Will
Never Find A Wife
As Good As His Father Did !!!
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"A TRUE THOUGHT"
"One Who Doesnt Love
A Girl Before His Marriage
Can Never Love His
Wife After Marriage;-)"
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I''m Shabaan , My Neighbor , Ramazan Told Me That He''s Coming Yo Your House Tommorrow With His Wife Roza And 3 Kids ... Touba , Rehmat And Barkat .... And They Will Return By Wid EID Airways After 30 Days .. Ramazan Mubarak
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
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