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The average man''s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,
and at the end, the mourners wondering too......:D
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Never Worry About Numbers
Help One Person at A Time
And
Always Start With
The Person Nearest You. . .
~ Mother Teresa ~
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Never Worry About Numbers
Help One Person at A Time
And
Always Start With
The Person Nearest You. . .
~ Mother Teresa ~
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|| PeArL oF tHe DaY ||
" If ...
YoU StArt JuDgInG
PeOpLe ,
yOu WiLl Be HaViNg
No TiMe tO lOvE tHeM ... "
[Mother Teresa]
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I Am A Little Pencil
In The Hand Of A Writing God
Who Is Sending A Love Letter
To The World.
~Mother Teresa.
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What Can You Do To Promote World Peace ?
Go Home And Love Your Family...
~ Mother Teresa ~
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Don''t say
You don''t have enough time
You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to
Mother Teresa,
Michael Angelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci
And
Albert Einstein ... :)
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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Best sms of the Year.
"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
But...
A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
GEO larkio....!!;-)
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Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..
Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
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''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
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Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......
Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .
So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!
Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....
So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......
Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
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How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
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