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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
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Heigth of fashion
a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....
low waist diper
98 chars (1 sms)
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
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Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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FunnY BuT tRuE...!
Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.
Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried
But fucked often.
293 chars (2 sms)
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother
Then
Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,
Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.
The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,
If You Find A Solution,
Please Advise.
I Have The Same Problem With His Father
274 chars (2 sms)
1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped…
Daughter In Law Died On Spot.....How ?
Kyunki ''Saas Ruk Gayi''
173 chars (2 sms)
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds
Wat Wil Its Mother Say?
"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
148 chars (1 sms)
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don''t U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
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Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
636 chars (4 sms)
Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai
Me Kia Karon??
Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
157 chars (1 sms)
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
160 chars (1 sms)