Search Results for 'choot'
Yaad Aatey Hain Jab Bhi Din Woh Puraney
Ye Naina Kyun Lagtey Hain Aansoo Bahaney
Pagley Hain Naina Itna Na Jaaney
Nahin Lottey Hain Kabhi Din Puraney
Woh Bachpan Ki Baatein Woh Rangeen Zamaney
Chootey Yoon Hum Say Hon Jaisey Khazaney
Kahan Lot''tey Hain Woh Saathi Puraney
Kahan Phir Say Miltey Hain Gum Kar Khazaney ....!
336 chars (3 sms)
Tum bhi suno Tum shayed samajhti ho Keh
tumharay lafz main siraf parhta hoon
Tumhari awaz siraf sunta hoon
Tumharay naqoosh siraf dekhta hoon Aour tumhara
wajood siraf choota hoon Ghalat bilkul ghalat
Tumhain kia patta Keh tumharay lafzon ki cheekh .
Tumhari aawaz ka karb.
Tumharay naqoosh ki pukaar Aour.
tumharay lums ki rooh Meri zaat ki mawaraai tehon
ki Kitni gehri parton main utar ke Tumhian meray
andar kiss kiss tarah
Amar kar detay hain....
463 chars (3 sms)
Wah ishaq teri bhi ajeeb dastan hai.
mahboob mil jaye tu khuda choot jaye.....
mahboob choot jaye tu khuda mil jaye......
128 chars (1 sms)
ansoo palkon se choot jate hein,
jub sahare toot jate hein,,
kuch smajh mein nai ata,.
hum kehte b kuch nai!!
per log hum say rooth jate hein.
155 chars (1 sms)
Tere zajbaton me firse wo racani aai
aaj phir yaad mohbbat ki kahani aai
aaj phir neend ko aankho se bichadte dekha
aaj phir yaad koi choote purani aai
muddaton baad chala unpe hamara jaado
muddaton baad hame baat banani aai
muddaton baad kareeb phir dariya
muddaton baad hume pyaas bujhaani aai
intni aasani se milti nahi phan ki dualat
dhal gai umr to gazalo me jawaani aai
385 chars (3 sms)
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
161 chars (2 sms)
Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"
167 chars (2 sms)
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!
paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!
chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,
maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
313 chars (2 sms)
Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?
Baita:bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap:acha! aur baqi?
Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe
Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?
Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->
301 chars (2 sms)
Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?
Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.
Bap:Acha aur baqi?
Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.
Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?
Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)
307 chars (2 sms)
Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K
''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
332 chars (3 sms)
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
610 chars (4 sms)
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
336 chars (3 sms)
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
614 chars (4 sms)