Search Results for 'agra'
Naya Ek RABT paida kyoon karen HUM?
Bicherna Hai to JHAGRA kyoon karen HUM?
Khamoshi se Ada ho RASM-E-DOORI...
Koi Hungama barpa kyoon karen HUM?
Ye Kaafi hai k HUM (HUM''TUM ) Dushman nahi hain...
Wfadaari ka DA''wa kyoon karen HUM?
Wafa,Ekhlaas,Qurbani,Muhabbat...
Ab in Lafzoon ka peecha kyoon karen HUM?
Hamari he Tamanna kyoon karo TUM?
Tumhari he Tamanna kyoon karen HUM?
Kia tha Ahad jab Lamhon main HUM ne...
To saari Umr Efaa kyoon karen HUM?
473 chars (3 sms)
Qurb K Na Wafa K Hote Hain
Saray Jhagray Ana K Hote Hain
Baat Niyat Ki Sirf Hai Warna
Waqt Saray Dua K Hote Hain
Bhool Jate Hain, Mat Bura Kehna
Log Putlay Khata K Hote Hain
Wo Bazahir Jo Kuch Nahi Lagte
Un Se Rishtay Bala K Hote Hain
Wo Humara Hai Is Tarah Se Faiz
Jaisay Banday Khuda K Hote Hain
314 chars (2 sms)
YE MUMKIN HAI HAMAREY DERMIYAN KOI
GHALAT FEHMI BHI NAHEE REHTI
JO APNY DIL MEIN CHOOTI SI KHALISH HAI
KHATAM HO JATI
BATA DETI KY MUJH KO AAJ BHI
USS KI ZARORAT HAI
JO IS JEEWAN KA HASIL HAI
TOH BAS USKI MUHABBAT HAI
BATA DETI KY LOGO KI
SAB HE BAATAIN FASANEY HAIN
SAB HE QISSEY PURANY HAIN
MAIN KEH DETI ZARA SI BAAT PER
YUN ROOTHNA ACHA NAHEE HOTA
MUHABBAT KERNY WALON MEIN
GHALAT FEHMI TOH HOTI HAI
MAGAR JHAGRA NAHEE HOTA
MAIN HER AIK BAAT KEH DETI
KHALISH BHI DOOR HO JATI
MAIN USKA HATH PAKREY YUN HE
USKI HUM QADAM REHTI
WOH AAGEY HATH TOH KERTA
WOH MUJH SY BAAT TOH KERTA
603 chars (4 sms)
As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan
399 chars (3 sms)
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
172 chars (2 sms)
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
292 chars (2 sms)
Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..
292 chars (2 sms)
''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai
student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''
231 chars (2 sms)
''SUHAGRAT KI RAAT
LADKA : ( KAMRE ME AAKE )
JALDI KADPE UTARO
DULHAN NE KAPDE UTARE
LADKA KAM KAR KE BOLA
JALDI KAPDE PEHAN LO
DHULA AANE WALA HAI''
161 chars (2 sms)
CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you
149 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
207 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla
Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao
Pathan
1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo
2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho
3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D
209 chars (2 sms)
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)
(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)
397 chars (3 sms)
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)