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4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,
170 chars (2 sms)
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy
DOCTOR:
Khy?
Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.
Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?
Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
177 chars (2 sms)
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,
jab ap ho or mai ho,
or humary,
Choty choty
pyary pyara
sweet sweet
cute cute
nanny munny
shararti shararti
!Sms!Hon!
185 chars (2 sms)
Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..
Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..
ha ha ha ha ha
177 chars (2 sms)
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,
aur COW main peche?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
159 chars (1 sms)
AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he
y?
Batao kio
?
B''coz
"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
193 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Shaam K Waqt
1 Gaon Main
Theek 7 Baje
1 Gali Main
Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.
Jate waqt chor malik se bola..
"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
328 chars (3 sms)
Zindagi me kuch chizein
apka sath kbhi nhi
chorengi..!
1.Waqt
2.Dil ki dharkan
3.parchai
4.Naseeb
5.Yadain
6.Gham
Or
Or
INSHAALLAH
7,HUM.->
205 chars (2 sms)
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"
"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"
"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"
"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
319 chars (2 sms)
MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab
425 chars (3 sms)
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM
After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai
Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
281 chars (2 sms)