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Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?
Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
145 chars (1 sms)
Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.
Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.
Sheikh Sahab Kehtay Hain: "Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain?" :-D
164 chars (2 sms)
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
161 chars (2 sms)
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
177 chars (2 sms)
mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
277 chars (2 sms)
Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..?
Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P
165 chars (2 sms)
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!
Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
170 chars (2 sms)
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
145 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka
Bacha Kaise Nikla?
Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,
Jyada Interesting Ye Hai
Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
149 chars (1 sms)
Larki apney BF se!
Mera Bacha!
Mera Laadla!
Mera Gugla!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?
Bolo Baby!
BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
174 chars (2 sms)
Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay
Ka Asan Tareeqa Bata Raha
Hun Kisi Ko Btanam Mat.
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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so
jAyA kAro khAs tor pe
driving kArte wAqt...
183 chars (2 sms)
AaJ sE 10 sAaL bAAd LarkIyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst bAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is bAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe
LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar bAAp bHaI nAhI HaI kYa?
163 chars (2 sms)
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"
Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
174 chars (2 sms)