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''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
170 chars (2 sms)
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
197 chars (2 sms)
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
517 chars (4 sms)
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.
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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.
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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''
158 chars (1 sms)
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
487 chars (4 sms)
''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
144 chars (1 sms)
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
451 chars (3 sms)
''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
169 chars (2 sms)
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
253 chars (2 sms)
Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..
Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,
Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,
Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..
Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
327 chars (3 sms)
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
178 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hein
Ke Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nhi,
Bijli Gas OiL Bhi Nahi...
Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hein...
Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi
PPP Ki Hukomat Hy? :-(
197 chars (2 sms)
Ullu ke pathey
Kutey k bachey
Gadhey ki aulaad
Saanp ke sapolay
Bhains ke bachray
Bakre ke maimney
Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
169 chars (2 sms)
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi
Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi
hahahahahaahhaahhaahah
203 chars (2 sms)
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
171 chars (2 sms)