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Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?
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PAKISTAN
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Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....
117 chars (1 sms)
Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot
thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..
"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
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BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film hai na..!
GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!
BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????
GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
190 chars (2 sms)
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
154 chars (1 sms)
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
195 chars (2 sms)
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki
Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
190 chars (2 sms)
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
314 chars (2 sms)
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Tuje aisi bemari lage,
Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,
Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,
Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
145 chars (1 sms)
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
155 chars (1 sms)
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
164 chars (2 sms)
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .
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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
168 chars (2 sms)
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???
Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha
oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he
k beta aise mat ro,varna
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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
177 chars (2 sms)
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai
109 chars (1 sms)