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Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
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Four candles were talking to each other
1st-"I am PEACE, no one needs me" & it went off..
2nd-"I am FAITH, nobody believes in me" & it went off..
3rd-"I am LOVE, nobody cares for me" & it went off..
4th-"I can light the other three because I am HOPE & I last forever!"
Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live.. but never lose hope.
I wish that your candle of HOPE lights all your other candles and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed :)
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A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
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Not talking to strangers is a waste of life. Because remember that at one point your best friend was a stranger.
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doesn't go looking for trouble.
Trouble always comes looking for his.
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You ruined my life.
I wish I never met you.
I hate thinking about you.
You hurt me...bad!
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But the worst part is... I still love you
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“I Love Walking in Rain
So That No One Can See My Tears”,
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It’s a Bit Old One
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. Do You Know The Latest One??
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“I Love Walking in Any Season,
Because
Petrol is Now "78 INR" Per Litre”.
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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
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Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
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Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.
Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.
Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.
To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.
Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.
Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
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526 chars (4 sms)
"Some times i send u sms of GoOd nIgHt at the end of the day....
It doesn't mean that i always remeber u or u are my last thinking of the day
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It means....
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K sms pkg ka last day hota hai aur sms boht zyada tadaad mein hoty hein isliye aap pe ahsaan kar leta hoon"
Think Different
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Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....
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I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(
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In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
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I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.
May your Father live Long.
Happy Father Day...
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