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Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai
Ya Udhas Hai
To
Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo
Khush ho Jaye Gi.
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215 chars (2 sms)
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
350 chars (3 sms)
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
163 chars (2 sms)
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
120 chars (1 sms)
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
107 chars (1 sms)
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
137 chars (1 sms)
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
161 chars (2 sms)
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
127 chars (1 sms)
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
149 chars (1 sms)
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
149 chars (1 sms)
boy 2 pretty girl
boy: janeman meray dil main a ja
girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????
boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja
134 chars (1 sms)
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;
1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.
4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
149 chars (1 sms)
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
227 chars (2 sms)
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
175 chars (2 sms)
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
153 chars (1 sms)