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IS WAQT 38% LAUG SO RAHE HAIN,
22% LAUENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN,
15% LAUG IBAADAT KAR RAHE HAIN,
25% LAUG TIME PAAS KAR RAHE HAIN,
AUR 1 HUM HAIN K TUMHEN YAAD KAR RAHE HAIN.
172 chars (2 sms)
Safar tanha nahin karte
Suno aesa nahin karte
Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha nahin karte
Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte
Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte
Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey
Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte
Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte
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Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.
Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
221 chars (2 sms)
Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
Oh saanu yaad kare na kare
Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda....
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prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
231 chars (2 sms)
tussi door hoye sanoon jalan wastey,
naley sadey toon jaan chudan wastey,
haley waqt ee aaja mein tera oon,
ik pal wich jindari langan wastey
j tun keeti na qadr saadey pyar dee tey na puch,
tenu hanju wee nayeen milney wagan wastey
246 chars (2 sms)
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???
Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
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Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?
A-21
B-48
C-65
D-84
Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?
Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;->
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Insaan Apni Marzi Se Paida Nahi Hota,
Na Hi Maut Usko Apni Marzi Se Ati Ha
To Phir Wo Paidaaish Or Maut Ka
Darmyaani Waqt Apni Marzi Se
Kyu Guzaarna Chahta Ha?
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Pakistan Ka Aìsa City Jis
Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt
15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain
Answer : Pak Patan Shareef
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SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
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Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
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Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi
Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
129 chars (1 sms)
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:
Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.
Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.
Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?
Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
196 chars (2 sms)