'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,

'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'

Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1180 views

Sardar Ka Accident

Sardar’s wife: It has become so late but Sardar ji has not
come yet. It must be some kind of affair.

Sardar’s mother: Can’t you think good?
May he got some accident.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to friend

Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya:

Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai.

Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Qabar Ma Frishta

Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha

Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:

Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)