What is the difference between Mother & Wife?

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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urdu funny pathan on juma pray

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

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1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
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