3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 744 views

parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I am playing cricket in dream

Patient: I am playing cricket in dream

Doctor: I am giving you medicine, you will be OK

Patient: But doctor, today I will not take medicine

Doctor: But why

Patient: Because may be today I make a century

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Molana Jumay K Khutbe Main

Molana Jumay K Khutbe Main:
Aj Kal Cable Pe Channel
Bohot Kharab Aa Rahe Hn!
Aadmi Bola:
Nahi, Hmare Ghar To Saaf Aa Rahe Hn Aap Apna Taar Check Karo.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

theif with a knife

theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.

Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.

Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola

Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)