Acha dost zindange ko janat
Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata
hai. Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!! Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 795 views
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