Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views

Classroom me urdu gramar

Classroom me urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

Teacher: mery bety ko shaadi me dilchaspi nai hy
is fiqray me "mera beta" kya hy

Student:"khusra

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata Toh Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?”

Pappu: “Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha”

Teacher: “Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai”

Pappu (Gusse Me): “Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jab mein mar jaun to Saamney

MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
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Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se
Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: I tried ur number

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)