Revenge - Jolly Uncle
Veeru : Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Basanti : Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Veeru : Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! Jolly Uncle jollyuncle.com ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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