1 larki rasty se
1 larki rasty se jaaa rahi thi side se achanak bike nikli
Larki - Aby Oye maarega kya
Boy - mood to nahi hai, par degi to maar lunga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 719 views
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