Agar muje 100 jawan ladke mile to

Agar muje 100 jawan ladke mile to
me desh ko power ful bana sakta
hu
-Vivekanand
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Agar muje 100 jawan ladkiyamile
to me ek naya desh bana sakta hu
-Imran hashmi :D.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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