PIA Flight
PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…
Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.
ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.
Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 939 views
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