Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views
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