There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 804 views

Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa

Ajj Mare Wife Nay Muj Ko Bohat Maraa ……!

Iss Nay Muj Say Poucha Ka Shaadi Ka Baad
Aghar Main Maar Gahee Too Tum Kia Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Janoo Main Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Too Iss Nay Kaha Sach Matlab Tum Dosri Shaadi Nahi Karoo Gai
Main Nay Kaha Ka Main Too Pagal Hoo Jahoo Ga
Aur Pagal Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai
Bass Iss Baat Per Iss Nay Bohaat Mara Muj Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dudh Mein Pee Gaya

Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.

Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon

Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mario gameers will understand

u so drunk u gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling GROW MARIO GROW!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Bachoun Ke Baap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa` .

One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardar was very fond

A sardar was very fond of sensational and
detective novels, but he always started reading
from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did
so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)