Munna bhai Circuit

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!

Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi." :D:P :D
roxy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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