1 mooli doosri mooli se
Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?
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Socho
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Nahe pata?
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Simple yaar
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Ans:
Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1122 views
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