Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut
gold chori karke bhag raha tha,
.
Ek gunge,
bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya,
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kalaa ke
le jaoonga"
.
.
Dusre din gaya,
Maal vahan nahin tha,
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta..
.
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo
gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
.
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar
dunga.."
.
Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha
mein bola,
.
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske
niche..
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..
Usne Dost se puchha"Kya bolta
hai ??
.
Dost:" Bolta hai goli marde,
Main nahin bataunga..:p :D :O :D
Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE Thoko... Baaki dubara padho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,

Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,

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&

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Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Question:What is a Girlfriend

Question:What is a Girlfriend.?

Answer:Jo har Baat pe tOk tOk kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k
.
... .
.
.
.
.
JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher:There is a frog

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek riksha k piche likha

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia.

Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)