CCV CEMRA
Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/-
mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le
aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa
kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage
hote hain!.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 521 views
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