The Way to Heaven
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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