Boy: Papa main
Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?
Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...
Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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