Wife: I hate that beggar..

Husband: Why?

Wife: That Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book called…

“How to Cook”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 828 views

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?
PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main
ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building
kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban
jati hai,
Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne
poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?
PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha Pappu: “Daddy Aapki Love Marrige Hui Thhi Na?” Santa Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Haan Be, Par Tujhe Kaisi Pata?” Pappu: “Kyunki Aapni Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Mein Sirf 4 Months Ka Farq Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

soraj muj se pahly sota hay.

Maa bete se: uth jaa kambakhat dekh
sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai
Beta: to kya hua amma wo sota bhi to
mujh se pehle hai.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya
Sardar nai usi number per call kar k kaha:

pai G! Twano maloom hai???

Twady Mobile di INK khtam ho gae ae....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)