Kuch Samajh Mein Aya
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya??
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Nahi Na?
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Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na..
(‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat
<).( Peen Waleyo!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 764 views
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