Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 807 views

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?

Boy: Mey 4 yrs ka hun, or tum?

Girl: Mey b 4 yrs ki hun

Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?

Girl(sharmate hoie): kahan?

Boy: Polio k qatry peeney…:-P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

jhak martay thay kiya?

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Student

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)