Teacher:Beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho rahe ho.Tumhari umar me Shashtriji matric pass kar chuke the.

Student:Sir,gyan mat bantiye.Aapki umar me Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke the!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views

A blind man

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”‘

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

U ever had trouble

Doctor To a Kid-Hav U ever had trouble with "Appendicitis"
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Kid-Yes!
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Doctor-When?
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Kid-When I tried to Spell it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Johny johny,yes papa

Johny johny,yes papa

R u A d0ct0r? Yes papa
Any motivation? No papa,

lots of tension? Yes papa,
family life? No papa,

BP-sugar? Yes papa
annual income? hahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap Kahan The Bhagwan

Sardar train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Sardar: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aayi: Bhagwan.

Sardar: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Philosophy Exam

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)