Beta tum iss class me 3
Teacher:Beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho rahe ho.Tumhari umar me Shashtriji matric pass kar chuke the.
Student:Sir,gyan mat bantiye.Aapki umar me Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke the!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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