pajero

Jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro
Main uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO
wo guzar gai pas se nazar b na milai
Q k i was on cycle & she was in PiJARO..a

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 656 views
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